Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.
my dash seemed a bit down today, so have some baby giraffes
Totally needed this right now.
"boys dont like it when-"
"girls don’t like it when-"
"people would probably like you better if-"
So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)
UPDATE: Now with more Business.
YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
A rough draft of a series I’m working on.
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"